What’s up, crackers? I’m Laura. I’m a freshman here at ASU, intending to major in wearing heavy jackets, with a minor in taking naps. If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to sit still and focus for extended periods of time. On a related note, sometimes I embarrass my family in restaurants.

My hobbies include losing my keys, looking for my keys, playing guitar (poorly), abusing my friends’ Netflix accounts, not finishing the books I start, and using your words out of context. 

Those of you who save your homework for late at night can further procrastinate by listening to me at 10pm on Mondays. You can also catch me at 7pm on Thursdays (because 30 Rock isn't on until 8).

Say hi if you see me around campus. We can be homegirls. Also, have this thing called a Facebook.